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This page was originally posted in September 2011 with humorous intent. To my surprise it has now received almost 500 distinct hits, and almost over 700 views. In the hope of appeasing my future audience, and just possibly getting a date out of it, I will now start adding actual content here. Though, most of it won't help you if you are actually interested in dating me. If that's the case, the best course of action is to email or call.

Ed is '''tentatively available''' for dating again at this time. Interested parties should (in no particular order):*Be demonstrably female*Be over the age of consent and subject the to standard rule: Let <math>Age_i \le Age_j</math>, then<math>Age_i \ge \left(\frac{Age_j}{2}\right)+7</math> *Only use the word 'like' to express simile, agreeability or endearment*Satify the requirements: **<math>Height \ge \underline{Height}</math>**<math>Weight \le \overline{Weight}</math>**<math>|Heads| = 1\;</math>**<math>|Tails| = 0\;</math>

Furthermore, it would be desirable if you:*Do not actually need to demonstrate that you're female*Are <math>Age_ip\;</math>*Enjoying mocking the retards who misuse the word 'like'*Are so tall that I consider imposing <math>left(You \cap The\,One \ne \overline{Height\empty\}</math>*Are not so thin that I consider imposing <math>\underline{Weight}</math> (Note: there is no <math>,|\,First\,Glance\right) \underline{Weight}gg 0</math> providing you eat then please stalk me at your earliest convenience.)

However, I was unable to find a reference for the above 'criteria' asidedefacto standard age rule, if you genuinely but I believeit is a follows:

:Let <math>pAge_i \le Age_j</math>, then<math>Age_i \ge \left(You \cap The\,One \ne \frac{Age_j}{\empty\2}\,|\,First\,Glance\right) \gg 0+7</math>