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This page was originally posted in September 2011 with humorous intent. To my surprise it has now received almost 500 distinct hits, and almost 700 views. In the hope of appeasing my future audience, and just possibly getting a date out of it, I will now start adding actual content here.

 Furthermore, it would be desireable if you:*Have Do not actually need to demonstrate that you're female*Are <math>\underline{Age}</math>*Enjoying mocking the retards who misuse the word 'like'*Are so tall that I consider imposing \overline{Height}*Are not so thin that I consider imposing \underline{Weight} It should be entirely unnecessary for me to suggest that you have at least one graduate degree with a basis in a mathematical discipline (i.e. math(s), econ, physics, engineering, etc.), as I would assume that you've stopped reading by now if you don't.