Economic definition of true love
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Current Availability
Ed is infinitely unavailable for dating again at this time. Interested parties should (in no particular order):
- Give up, because you don't have a prayer. My lady has already fulfilled all of the bellow bullet points to immeasurable perfection
- Be demonstrably female
- Be over the age of consent and subject the to standard rule: [math]\underline{Age} \ge \left(\frac{\overline{Age}}{2}\right)+7[/math]
- Only use the work 'like' to express simile, agreeability or endearment
- Satify the requirements:
- [math]Height \ge \underline{Height}[/math]
- [math]Weight \le \overline{Weight}[/math]
- [math]|Heads| = 1[/math]
- [math]|Tails| = 0[/math]
- Have at least one graduate degree with a basis in a mathematical discipline
However, the above 'criteria' aside, if you genuinely believe:
- [math]p\left(You \cap The\,One \ne \{\empty\}\,|\,First\,Glance\right) \gg 0[/math]
then please stalk me at your earliest convenience.
True Love
Definition
Let [math]H[/math] denote the set of all entities (perhaps Humans, though we might also include dogs, cats and horses, according to historical precedent).
Let [math]T[/math] denote the set of pairs of individuals who have True Love, such that:
- [math]\forall\{i,j\} \in T: \quad (i \succ_j h \quad \forall h \ne i) \and (j \succ_i h \quad \forall h \ne j), \quad h \in H \cap \{\emptyset\}[/math]
Note that:
- The definition employs strict preferences. A polyamorous definition might allow weak preferences instead.
- The union with the empty set allows for people who would rather be alone (e.g. Liz Lemon/Tina Fey), provided that we allow a mild abuse of notation so that [math]\{\emptyset\} \succ_{i} h[/math].
The Existence of True Love
Can we prove that [math] T \ne \{\emptyset\}[/math] ?
The Brad Pitt Problem
Rational preferences aren't sufficient to guarantee that [math] T \ne \{\emptyset\}[/math].
Proof:
Recall that a preference relation is rational if it is complete and transitive:
- Completeness: [math]\forall x,y \in X: \quad x \succsim y \;\or\; y \succsim x[/math]
- Transitivity: [math]\forall x,y,z \in X: \quad \mbox{if}\; \; x \succsim y \;\and\; y \succsim x \;\mbox{then}\; x \succsim z[/math]
Also recall the definition of the strict preference relation:
- [math]x \succ y \quad \Leftrightarrow \quad x \succsim y \;\and\; y \not{\succsim} x[/math]
Then suppose:
- [math]\forall j \ne i \in H \quad i \succ_j h \quad \forall h\ne i \in H\quad\mbox{(Everyone loves Brad)}[/math]
- [math]\{\emptyset\} \succ_i h \quad \forall h \in H\quad\mbox{(Brad would rather be alone)}[/math]
Then [math]T = \{\emptyset\}[/math] Q.E.D.
The Pitt-Depp Addendum
Adding the constraint that 'everybody loves somebody', or equivalently that:
- [math]\forall i \in H \quad \exists h \in H \;\mbox{s.t. }\; h \succ_i \{\emptyset\}[/math]
does not make rational preferences sufficient to guarantee that [math] T \ne \{\emptyset\}[/math].
Proof:
Suppose:
- [math]\forall k \ne i,j \in H \quad i \succ_j h \quad \forall h\ne i,k \in H\quad\mbox{(Everyone, except Johnny, loves Brad)}[/math]
- [math]j \succ_i h \quad \forall h\ne j \in H\quad\mbox{(Brad loves Johnny)}[/math]
- [math]\exists h' \ne i,j \; \mbox{s.t.}\; h'\succ_j h \quad \forall h\ne h',i \in H\quad\mbox{(Johnny loves his wife)}[/math]
Then [math]T = \{\emptyset\}[/math] Q.E.D.
Note: Objections to this proof on the grounds of the inclusion of Johnny Depp should be addressed to Matthew Rabin.